So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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