ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
So squirting runs in the family.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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