All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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