Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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