there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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