Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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