its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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