I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
