sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It's shark week go big or go home
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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