Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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