I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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