hell yes lets make some ravioli
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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