That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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