You can't motorboat a personality
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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