bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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