I'm really into asian looking animals
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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You. Win. At. Life.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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