Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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