"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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