It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
