i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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