doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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