i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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