therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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