i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
