Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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