Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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