everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Houston, we have a squirter
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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