Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I faked an abortion last night.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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