M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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