He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Randomize
