don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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