ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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