Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
