pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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