we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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