Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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