Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
