Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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