I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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