check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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