i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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