It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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