We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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