i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
It's Friday. Sex?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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