Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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