my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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