Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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