Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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