yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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