How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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