idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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