"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
is it fun? or sober?
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