I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
3 2 1 whiskey
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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